Name the Disclaimer

Name the episodes these disclaimers come from.

1. No Sleazy Warlords who deem it necessary to drink magical elixirs that turn them into scaly centaurs were harmed during the production of this motion picture.

2. The rooster was not harmed during the production of this motion picture although his feathers were severely ruffled. However a little gel and mousse straightened out the mess

3. Joxer's nose was not harmed during the production of this motion picture. However, his crossbow was severely damaged.

4. Argo was not harmed during the production of this motion picture. However, she is undergoing intensive psycho-therapy to help her work through her resentment and feelings of distrust towards Xena.

5. No frock tarts were harmed during the production of this motion picture, although they wish they had been.

6. Xena's body was not harmed during the production of this motion picture. However, it took weeks for Autolycus to get his swagger back

7. No oversized Polynesian-style Bamboo Horses were harmed during the production of this motion picture. However, many wicker lawn chairs gave their lives.

8. Xena's memory was not damaged or...what was I saying?

9. No naked Gabrielle's were harmed during the production of this motion picture.

10. Being that War is Hell, lots of people were harmed during the production of this motion picture (but since television is a dramatic medium of make believe, all casualties removed their prosthetic make-up and went home unscathed).


A bit too easy I think. Check out the Answers- and no cheating now!


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